I Got Into Trump's Detroit Speech

They Handed Me A Sign. I Took It

The first step for getting into a place you have no business getting into is showing up.

The second step is smiling real big and asking for what you want. Don't lie, it's gauche. Just ask.

The third step is walking into a Detroit factory with an Auto Workers For Trump sign and sitting mere feet from the former president as he talks about the green new dea…