Trump's Very Long But Unfortunately Good Speech

Dispatches from the Media Cage

He's still talking. We're 70 minutes in, and at least 15 of them were spent talking about Abdul the Taliban leader. Weird as that sounds, he's gotten lost there in speeches before.

Not to say this speech is bad, exactly. Everyone knows he does this, you put up with it for the fun, weird moments. Like when he talked about building a bunker under a skyscr…